2019 06 13: Bryce Pendren

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Sanchez
How are you feeling today, Bryce?
Bryce
I'm okay.
Sanchez
Can you elaborate?
Bryce
I just, feel fine. Not good or bad.
Sanchez
I am going to ask you a series of really, really stupid and/or confusing questions; just do your best to answer them.
Bryce
Okay.
Sanchez
Have you ever woken up before?
Bryce
Yes.
Sanchez
Have you ever slept before?
Bryce
Yes? Why are you asking me this?
Sanchez
I'm not.
Bryce
What?
Sanchez
Have you ever seen yourself in the third person?
Bryce
Yes.
Sanchez
Please elaborate.
Bryce
One time, I was having sex wi-
Sanchez
That's an out-of-body experience, not the same thing.
Bryce
What?
Sanchez
Do you need to take a break. We literally have as much time as you need.
Bryce
No, I'm good.
Sanchez
When is it?
Bryce
I don't know.
Sanchez
What year is it?
Bryce
I... I don't know?
Sanchez
Who am I?
Bryce
I don't know? Wait, who are you?
Sanchez
Am I asking you these questions?
Bryce
Yes. Can you please tell me who you are?
Sanchez
No. Are you real?
Bryce
Yes.
Sanchez
Am I real?
Bryce
Yes
Sanchez
Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?
Bryce
No.
Sanchez
What are you?
Bryce
A Person. What are you writing?
Sanchez
If you got any of the answers right.
Bryce
Have I gotten any wrong?
Sanchez
What are you?
Bryce
All of them except the first few, yes.