-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 - --- title: "Bryce Pendren" date: "2019-06-13" cover: /blog/bryce-pendren-a80387cb2c46.jpg - --- Sanchez: How are you feeling today, Bryce? Bryce: I'm okay. Sanchez: Can you elaborate? Bryce: I just, feel fine. Not good or bad. Sanchez: I am going to ask you a series of really, really stupid and/or confusing questions; just do your best to answer them. Bryce: Okay. Sanchez: Have you ever woken up before? Bryce: Yes. Sanchez: Have you ever slept before? Bryce: Yes? Why are you asking me this? Sanchez: I'm not. Bryce: What? Sanchez: Have you ever seen yourself in the third person? Bryce: Yes. Sanchez: Please elaborate. Bryce: One time, I was having sex wi- Sanchez: That's an out-of-body experience, not the same thing. Bryce: What? Sanchez: Do you need to take a break. We literally have as much time as you need. Bryce: No, I'm good. Sanchez: When is it? Bryce: I don't know. Sanchez: What year is it? Bryce: I... I don't know? Sanchez: Who am I? Bryce: I don't know? Wait, who are you? Sanchez: Am I asking you these questions? Bryce: Yes. Can you please tell me who you are? Sanchez: No. Are you real? Bryce: Yes. Sanchez: Am I real? Bryce: Yes. Sanchez: Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Bryce: No. Sanchez: What are you? Bryce: A person. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iHUEARYIAB0WIQRQK6VhPrFaFJjB1prNmlHz2knPFgUCZQT54wAKCRDNmlHz2knP FihIAP9PVmOckNzg8aNoGI3uPRfRVT7m/Tc2pi2IXvrCKpRaeQD8CCF0OaWihDF3 V2/LpS9fHvQMVajB/jI32ovCE7GWrgI= =8TG4 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----