Sanchez: How are you feeling today, Bryce?

Bryce: I’m okay.

Sanchez: Can you elaborate?

Bryce: I just, feel fine. Not good or bad.

Sanchez: I am going to ask you a series of really, really stupid and/or confusing questions; just do your best to answer them.

Bryce: Okay.

Sanchez: Have you ever woken up before?

Bryce: Yes.

Sanchez: Have you ever slept before?

Bryce: Yes? Why are you asking me this?

Sanchez: I’m not.

Bryce: What?

Sanchez: Have you ever seen yourself in the third person?

Bryce: Yes.

Sanchez: Please elaborate.

Bryce: One time, I was having sex wi-

Sanchez: That’s an out-of-body experience, not the same thing.

Bryce: What?

Sanchez: Do you need to take a break. We literally have as much time as you need.

Bryce: No, I’m good.

Sanchez: When is it?

Bryce: I don’t know.

Sanchez: What year is it?

Bryce: I… I don’t know?

Sanchez: Who am I?

Bryce: I don’t know? Wait, who are you?

Sanchez: Am I asking you these questions?

Bryce: Yes. Can you please tell me who you are?

Sanchez: No. Are you real?

Bryce: Yes.

Sanchez: Am I real?

Bryce: Yes.

Sanchez: Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

Bryce: No.

Sanchez: What are you?

Bryce: A person.